Are You Ready For LeBron Week?

Courtesy of the guys @Cavs_Chants and @LaughAtLeBron, comes a creative approach towards LeBron James' return to Cleveland this Thursday. Bill Simmons, from ESPN, did a similar thing during the playoffs with his beloved Celtics but I believe it was shut down by the execs at ESPN. Regardless, here is their 'chant sheet' for the game. Enjoy after the jump.

Cavs Chants x Laugh at LeBron

The Official “Chant Sheet” for 12.2.10

Throughout The Game:
Whenever LeBron is introduced, laugh as loud as you can


Introductions:
Wade – Boo
Bosh- Boo
Arroyo – Boo
Z – (We’d encourage Cheering)
LeBron – Laugh as loud as you can


12:00-6:00 1st Quarter
Whenever LeBron has the ball or is at the free throw line the chant is:
NO-Ring-King (To the beat of “Lets-Go-Cavs”)


6:00-0:00 1st Quarter
Whenever LeBron has the ball or is at the free throw line the chant is:
Ak-Ron Hates-You (Clap, Clap, ClapClapClap)


12:00-6:00 2nd Quarter
Whenever LeBron has the ball or is at the free throw line the chant is:
Wit-Nessed Noth-Ing (Clap, Clap, ClapClapClap)


6:00-0:00 2nd Quarter
Whenever LeBron has the ball or is at the free throw line the chant is:
Sideeeee-Kick Sideeee-Kick (No Claps, derisive singing)


Start of Third Quarter
To the tune of “My Country Tis of Thee”
Our King he betrayed Thee
Couldn’t play any ‘D’
He has no RING!
Playoffs He Barely Tried
Embarassed Akrons Pride
No Doubt he really lied
He HAS NO RING!
(Repeat as Necessary)


12:00-6:00 3rd Quarter
Whenever LeBron has the ball or is at the free throw line the chant is:
Scott-ie Pip-pen (Clap, Clap, ClapClapClap) Apologies to Pip


6:00-0:00 3rd Quarter
Whenever LeBron has the ball or is at the free throw line the chant is:
Traiiii-tor Traiiii-tor (No Claps, Derisive Singing)


12:00-6:00 4th Quarter
Whenever LeBron has the ball or is at the free throw line the chant is:
De-Lon-Te! De-Lon-Te! (To the beat of “Lets-Go-Cavs”)


6:00-0:00 4th Quarter
Throughout the last half of the Fourth Quarter:
Cleve-land Rocks!
Cleve-land Rocks!